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A Day in the Life
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A Day in the Life This "theme" is borrowed from a popular poster's blog.. the idea is from another popular poster's blog ...arrive at work.. ..phone rings... Me: Systems Office, this is _________ Them: Hi, _______ . I can't log on to the network Me: Did you change your password? Them: Why would I change my password? Me: Did you get a message saying that your password is about to expire? Them: Should I change my password? Me: No. Did you get a message saying that your password is about to expire? Them: Is my password going to expire? Me: Not unless you got a message. Did you get a message saying that your password is about to expire? Them: No.... I did everything just like I did yesterday. I got on yesterday.. now I can't. Me: Is your caps lock on? Them: Why would my caps lock be on? Me: I don't know. Is it on? Them: No. Me: Ok.. I'll be right there. (walks to his(her) office) Me: Ok.. let's give it a try Them: Ok. Me: What's that little light? Them: What little light? Me: The one right under the words, "Caps Lock" Them: OOoops. Who would turn my caps lock on? Me: I don't know. (returns to office) .. phone rings... Me: Systems office, this is ______ Them: Hi, ______. The laptop that I got from the loaner pool does not work. Me: What's wrong? Them: I plugged the overhead projector into it and it didn't work. Me: Which did not work.. the projector or the laptop. Them: The laptop worked, but it would not display on the overhead. Me: Are you sure that you had the projector on? Them: Yes. Me: You pressed the function key and F7 and it did not switch to the overhead? Them: What is the function key? Me: It is between the control and the alt buttons on that model. Them: So.. I need to press it and the F7 key at the same time? Me: Yes. Them: Nobody told me that. Why do they do that? Me: I don't know... ...phone rings.... Me: Systems office, this is _____. Them: My computer is dead. Me: What's wrong? Them: Nothing happens when I turn it on. Me: When you press the "on" button, does the light come on? Them: There's no light on my computer. Me: In the middle of the on button, there is a tiny green light. Is it on? Them: Oh that light. Yup it's on and nothing. Me: Is the power light on the monitor on? Them: No. Me: Push the power button. Them: Nothing. Me: Is your monitor plugged in? Them: Why wouldn't my monitor be plugged in? Me: I don't know. Them: Where does it plug in? Me: In the box under your desk. Them: There are 2 plugs. One is plugged in, one is not. Me: Plug the other one in Them: Which one? Me: Plug in the one that is not plugged in, so that both plugs are in. Them: OK..Now what? Me: Press the power button on your monitor. Them: It's on. Thanks. So...all that was wrong was that the monitor was unplugged? Me: Yes. Them: Who would unplug my monitor? Me: I don't know. ...phone rings ... Me: Systems office. This is _____. Them: Hi, ______. This is _______. I need a document put on line. Are you the one I should talk to? Me: Yes. Them: OK. Me: How big is the document? Them: 132 pages. Me: Ok.. that's probably too big to send me in an email. Can you put it on a disk and send it to me? Them: I don't have it. It's in a book. Me: Ok..can you send the book over to me? Them: I don't have the book. Me: Ok.. I'll get it from the library. Them: The library doesn't have it. I checked yesterday. Me: Ok.. I'll borrow it. What's the book? Them: It's _______ by ________. Me: OK..which pages or chapters do you need? Them: The first 132 pages. Me: Ok..when do you need it posted by? Them: 4/30. Me: MMMM..today is the 28th. I'm not sure that I can get it by the 30th. Them: No, 4:30 today...... |
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5/24/2005 12:10 am |
you know....one of those people must have been me. You have a sexy voice you know...*winks* Liefs Coffee
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