Word Game
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Posted:Mar 29, 2005 7:42 am
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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I read a blog a while back that started out, "Who're is without the appostrophe". The blog had nothing to do with grammar. Any and all clever or not so clever word manipulations are welcome. I will start it out with one stolen from the Benny Hill show. "Therapist" is "The " given the correct space. Any takers?
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My most memorable date ( so far)
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Posted:Mar 28, 2005 12:51 pm
Last Updated:Feb 27, 2008 4:16 am
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There used to be a "meat market" type of hangout a couple of towns over from where I lived. I was hanging out, drinking bourbon and ginger's as usual when I made eye contact with a young lady across the room. We continued to steal glances at one another until she tired of it and came ove to ask, "With all of the women in here, why me?" I said something to the effect of, "You have nice hair."(Yes..I was smooth even in my youth) She laughed out loud and asked me if that was the best I could do. Somehow, I got her phone number and made a date for the following Friday evening to go out to dinner at a local club that had live bands. I picked her up and we arrived, were seated and ordered our meals. She started pounding double shots of 151 rum and had downed quite a few before we finished eatinig. Then she wanted to dance. I have been told that I move with animal grace on the dance floor - unfortunately the animal in question was an epilectic monkey. Anyway...we made our way to the dance floor and she started to wobble and finally fell down altogether. One of the security people politely inquired as to her well being, something like,"Get her the fuck out of here or I'm calling the police." I have nothing against our men in blue, but opted to leave. She was pretty wasted, so I decided to cut my losses and just take her home. As we were getting close to her home(she still lived with her parents) she said, "Pull over here." I did. We started to make out and things got a bit hot. She leaned over and whispered, "Please don't cum in my mouth" , as she unziped my jeans. She slid over in the seat, lowered her head and vomitted profusely into my unzipped pants. When she finished, She muttered,"Please take me home.".....
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Questions for the Ladies
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Posted:Mar 24, 2005 11:40 am
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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1.) Without any qualifiers (looks, wealth, personality, etc) what is the ideal age for a man in relation to your age? This is: 2 years younger, 4 years older, etc.
2.) Which do you prefer in a guy, youth or sexual experience? (Can't say both..lol)
3.) Why do women feel that they need ThreeSomeFinder.com to find a sex partner? Are you really looking for a sex partner or a compatible dating partner?
Thank you, in advance for your responses.
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I am laughing WITH you...not at you...
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Posted:Mar 16, 2005 11:57 am
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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...because it seems to me that we have a basic problem here. I am painting with a broad brush, I admit, but I think all of the guys here are looking for sex and maybe 10% of the women are looking for sex. Thoughts and comment??
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Having only 68 when she is looking for 69
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Posted:Mar 10, 2005 1:59 pm
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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Returning from a "date" with blue balls really gives me a red ass. I mean..it is not like I didn't offer her fries with her meal..she could even have supersized if she wanted. I paid for the bus ride..I even suggested that we sit in back so no one could see..I let her decide which show we watched on the tv at Best Buy. I even let her hold the remote (for a while..then I started to get antsy)I do not get it. What do women want??
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how I like to start the day
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Posted:Mar 3, 2005 11:23 am
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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…you come out of the shower and wrap a towel around yourself…you are just about to wipe the steam from the mirror when you feel a hand on your shoulder. Before you can turn around, I pull you back to me and start to kiss the back of your neck…you relax a little and I slide my hands underneath the towel, massaging your belly… I slowly move my hands up to your breasts, cup each of them in my hands and start to gently pinch and tug on your nipples…I remove the towel from your body, fold it into a neat square, and place it on the floor in front of you..I ease you down to your knees, remove my shirt and jeans, and place the head of my cock onto your lips…when you open your mouth, I slide just the tip of my hard cock into your mouth, slipping it in and out of your mouth slowly…I hold your head in my strong hands and start to fuck your mouth slowly…going a little faster and a little deeper with each thrust, ‘til the tip of my cock is hitting the back of your throat and my balls are slapping against your chin.. when I feel myself getting close to cumming, I stop and help you to your feet. I lead you to the bedroom, seat you on the edge of the bed and lean you back so that you are lying down, but your feet are on the floor. I pick up each of your legs and place an ankle on each of my shoulders..I start to kiss the instep of your left foot..kissing my way to your toes..I suck your toes, one at a time and then take them all into my mouth and suck them … I kiss my way across the top of your foot…to your ankle..kiss my way across your calf, working my way to the side of your calf…’til I get to the back of your knee..I swirl my tongue around the back of your knee, kissing and sucking as I go…I kneel in front of you, kissing my way along your inner thigh, placing your knees on my shoulders…when I get close to your pussy, I lick my way to the small patch of skin between your pussy and your ass…I lick it and suck it gently into my mouth, swirling my tongue over and around it…then I kiss my way around your outer pussy lips ‘til I am back at the small patch of skin… I slowly part your pussy lips with my tongue, moving it up towards your clit.. but stopping before my tongue hits your clit..I repeat this ‘til I hear you moan softly…the next time I move my tongue up your pussy, I slowly slide my tongue between your pussy lips as far in as it will go..I start to tongue fuck your pussy slowly..when you start to breathe a little faster, I move my tongue to the base of your clit, press it against your clit and move it slowly from the base of your clit to the tip, where I stop and flick my tongue lightly and slowly over the tip of your clit.. I repeat this until you are breathing harder…then I stiffen my tongue and trace circles over and around your clit, stopping only to suck it into my mouth, suck on it gently and bite it softly… I move my tongue over and around your clit faster and faster and faster ‘til I feel your muscles stiffen…when I know you are about to cum, I lick your clit as fast as I can…making you shake with orgasm….I massage your belly until your breathing returns almost to normal…then I stand up, put your knees over my shoulders and slide my hard cock into your wet pussy…I am almost ready to cum, myself… when I know that I cannot hold back any longer, I slide my cock from your pussy and shoot my hot cum onto your clit
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